(The movie begins with the three chipmunks storing nuts in a large tree and singing) Well, I guess I'll call you two if I need a musical number. NC: Yeah, like they have comedic identities that we can work off of. Jim: I kinda thought this was gonna lead to an ongoing debate. Well, I guess I'll just review the movie then. (NC, Rob and Jim become surprised and confused at that answer) NC: Okay, if we can prove that your movie is bullshit, will you acknowledge that ours is better? Tamara: Look, our movie makes a lot more sense and that's final. (Romantic music plays as Jim and Heather notice each other before NC clears it up) Heather: Isn't your movie about chipmunks who operate balloons for diamond smuggling? NC: You ladies are ruining the dignity of a great adventure series! (The girls are squeeing about wanting to pinch their cheeks) Tamara: Ooh, I just wanna pinch their cheeks! Heather: We wanna look at cute little animals doing cute little things. NC: Damn it, your love of cuteness is ruining a perfectly good franchise!Īiyanna: We're not here to "analyze" story. (The two Analysts move to reveal the Aww Girls who let out a big "aww," played by Tamara Chambers, Aiyanna Wade and Heather Reusz) A demographic that never lets us down.Īnalyst 1: Women and teens who will watch anything simply to say, "Awww!" Jim: Yeah, we know kids will watch anything, but who's taking them to go see it?Īnalyst 2: Simple. Rob: How are you even able to keep making these films? (Popping into the scene are the Analysts, played by Rob Walker and Malcolm Ray)Īnalyst 1: With the movie making nutloads of money at the box office, we have cemented ourselves as the real Chipmunks franchise. NC: Christ, is this what people think of when they hear the Chipmunks movie? (A clip of the modern movie plays, causing the guys to groan in disgust) NC: Oh, well, who cares? Let's get ready for this awesome chipmunk adventure. (Rob Scallon and Jim Jarosz slide in with Rob looking like Simon complete with glasses and blue sweater, while Jim has a gray one instead of a Theodore green sweater) My friends and I haven't seen this movie in years! (He notices Jim's sweater) Wait, why aren't you wearing green? We are looking at it today in all its glory and I am psyched. (Clips of him in that crossover with Lindsay Ellis, aka the Nostalgia Chick, are shown) But that doesn't matter. NC: It's strange, because I swear I reviewed this film before in a crossover. With its hair-raising adventures, singing new songs along with old ones, and traveling the world while escaping danger around every turn. Today, we get to review the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. (quickly) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. (After the opening to the show, we see the Nostalgia Critic trying to put on a bright yellow A over a red shirt before noticing the camera.)
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